Beware of the Kitchen Pooper
July 21st, 2008 by Olivia
Um…well if you didn’t want fat Abraham Lincoln to poop on your kitchen floor, you probably shouldn’t have slept with him. Am I right?
Spanking Trannies? People are so weird…
July 1st, 2008 by Olivia
I like perusing best of craigslist to see who’s life is worse/weirder than mine at any point in time. This one’s pretty good. Open apology to unintentional voyeur in Santa Cruz: I wish to apologize to the unfortunate hippy girl who witnessed a most disturbing event on Tuesday evening near the parking structure on Front and River street. You saw me bent over, clutching a dumpster with both hands, while a six foot-plus tranny stood directly behind me. Fortunately for you, the dumpster obscured your view, thereby sparing you most of the unpleasantness. Read more »
I cry every time I watch this…
June 5th, 2008 by OliviaThis is meditation for me. They giveth and then they taketh away. Actually, the second half gives me nightmares. Who the hell makes these videos? I want ice cream. I want Dairy Queen.
Cat Butts=New lol cats?
June 3rd, 2008 by Olivia
This finger in butt motion towel holder makes me REALLY uncomfortable. What’s the fascination with cat butts? Is this a gay thing? A zoophilia thing? A cat-lover gone wrong thing? What would you do if you went to a guy’s house and everything was cat butt themed? Run, right? Read more »
WTF Yogurt
May 23rd, 2008 by OliviaOkay, so you’re telling me that all these people are SOOOO psyched that because of some yogurt, they can take a dump everyday? I like pooping as much as the rest girl, but I’ve never been that happy…EVER. Even from a good poop sesh. I mean, what’s going on here? Is there something Yoplait isn’t telling us?
Predator Alert!
May 12th, 2008 by Olivia
(This is a way hotter version of the guy in question fyi) When a guy stops you on the street and asks you, hey! wanna be an extra in a movie? What do you say? Why not? Yeah…that’s what I did. Before spending 8 hours trying on yuck clothes in front of an utter creep. Watch out for “Ray” Arzillor Raihan and if your friends are psyched about some guy who wants to make them famous, warn them too.
A 256 dollar American Apparel rip-off
May 12th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Great, I had really been hoping someone would make this ten times more expensive, somehow. Please tell me where I can find some version of the AA scarf for 100+. Jersey cotton just hadn’t felt right at these prices!
Burma? Burbank? What?
May 12th, 2008 by OliviaApparently the Kardashians care about people besides themselves. Kinda. This is weird. It makes me itchy.