Victoria’s Secret thong shoots weird lady in the eye!

From The Smoking Gun:

As she was attempting to put on a Victoria’s Secret thong, a Los Angeles woman claims that a decorative metallic piece flew off the garment and struck her in the eye, causing injuries and a new product liability lawsuit against the underwear giant. Macrida Patterson, 52, alleges that she was hurt last May by a defective “low-rise v-string” from the Victoria’s Secret “Sexy Little Thing” line.

Gawd I hope I am not wearing little sexy thongs at 52. If I am please intervene on my behalf.

Ladies, just one more reason why you should NOT be wearing underwear.

DANGEROUS shooting thongs.

Presents from boyfriends…MOMS!

My ex boyfriend’s mom bought be not just Navy perfume, but a Navy perfume boxed set one Christmas. I don’t remember what I bought her, but I remember being embarrassed I hadn’t purchased her a 3 pack of New Car scent air fresheners.

It’s sexy man monday! (i just made that up)

O hai sexy man!

Holy Wtf?!

I know everyone is all about girl on the left. This is just another example of me being confused by that. Girl on the right is a friend of mine. So I am not going there. But, you guys are welcomed to!

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