The cat whisperer

It started on an afternoon, like any other afternoon. I was watching Lifetime movies. Kitty was lying on my belly being cute and kitty-like. She was sleepy and I was too. Then BOOM Spat KAPOW. Kitty jumps backwards into the air; totally spazzing out. I sit up and observe Kitty looking around startled and confused. She is frozen. Then she begins to move slowly. She puts her paw out reluctantly, like to touch something. But, nothing is there. She does it again, and jumps back. She keeps putting her paw out, touching nothing. Each time she jumps back in shock.

I observed in amazement.
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Oh my Bernhard Willhelm sunglasses

Would you?

Elephant Crap slide is FUNZ

I would have loved to have sat in on a meeting involving the planning of this creation. Someone suggested building a slide out of an elephants ass, someone also thought this would appeal to children, then a bunch more people agreed on.

No one stopped, started laughing and was like “Wait you guys are serious?”

Finally!

I love hats. I have been avoiding them for years for fear of “flattening” my bangs. Luckily, some weirdo inventor channeled my thoughts and invented this. I am going to wear it everyday. It is going to go with everything.

Whoa um weird

This brand is like the future. And the future is totally weird.

Holy weird shoes!

Wow um wow. I am speechless. That rarely happens.

Kate Moss’ Hair extensions on Ebay…mine up sunday!

Some Paparazzi managed to get his hands on some of Kate’s “hair.” Now it can be yours for the right price on Ebay! I wouldn’t be surprised if after my mysterious eviction Sunday, mine appear at least available via a Mypsace bulletin from creepy roomate! Keep watchin for that!

This week in strange Myspace messages

Date: Jun 21, 2008 2:00 AM

cool pics.
ulook very strong…
do u play sports or lift weights?
i think strong girls with muscles are very attractive…they look much better than the skinny girls with their bones showing….that skinny look is so sick…u agree?
do u do any modelling?
how old r u
i mean this message as a compliment…sorry if i offended u.
thanks