America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 4

Last episode we sent Neia packing her bags on the bus home. Now it’s time to get rid of someone else! REMEMBER when voting, You are voting someone OFF the island OUT of the house whateverz. You are voting for the person that SHOULD BE ELIMINATED. Check?

I (Sarah) am like the Tyra of this ish. This was their latest assignment:

Explain what the hell is going on in the photo below. Be funny. Be awesome. Bumble bees.

200 words

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Neia, Plz pack up your doorknocker earrings and go.

You are no longer in the running to become Missbehave’s Next top blogger.

Remaining contestants, congratz and check yr emailz.

America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 3

There was a slight technical issue. The poll has been reset and Remeka’s entry added. Please re-read and revote. All votes thus far have not been counted. So vote again! Thanks.

Last episode we sent Miss Gab packing her bags on the bus home. Now it’s time to get rid of someone else! REMEMBER when voting, You are voting someone OFF the island OUT of the house whateverz. You are voting for the person that SHOULD BE ELIMINATED. Check?

I (Sarah) am like the Tyra of this ish. This was their latest assignment:

You are on a horrific date. You can’t be a total asshole cause said date is your boss’ cousin. How do you creativity get out of it with your date’s feelings, your job, and your sanity all intact?

200 words

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Miss Gab, Plz pack up your doorknocker earrings and go.

You are no longer in the running to become Missbehave’s Next top blogger.

Remaining contestants, congratz and check yr emailz.

America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 2

America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 2 is HERE!

Last episode we sent Micaela packing her bags on the bus home. Now it’s time to get rid of someone else! REMEMBER when voting, You are voting someone OFF the island OUT of the house whateverz. You are voting for the person that SHOULD BE ELIMINATED. Check?

I (Sarah) am like the Tyra of this ish. This was their latest assignment:

You and your friends are ready for a night out on the town. She arrives at your house, make-up done, ready to go in a pair of Uggs and a t-shirt that says “I’m a Samantha.” How do you handle the situation with out: ending your friendship, canceling the night out, or being seen with her in this horrendous fashion deal breaker?

200 words or LESS.

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Micaela, Plz pack up your doorknocker earrings and go.

You are no longer in the running to become Missbehave’s Next top blogger.

Remaining contestants, congratz and check yr emailz.

Top Blogger Round 1: Voting closes at 5pm!

If you haven’t voted, do so NOW. All contestants should now pack their ish into one of those annoying rolling suitcases. Anyone could go. Results will be tallied and the loser announced. Then the remaining contestants will receive their next mission via email.

Go Vote NOW LAST CHANCE!

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America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 1 BEGINS NOW!

Welcome readers/commenters and whoevs to America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 1. You met our contestants last week. Now, it is time to get nasty, get the claws out, and vote one of these bitches out of house. Comment your love and hate for these ladies and one boi. You are like the Janice Dickinsons, that hot photographer dude, and 12 gais named J. REMEMBER when voting, You are voting someone OFF the island OUT of the house whateverz. You are voting for the person that SHOULD BE ELIMINATED. Check?

I (Sarah) am like the Tyra of this ish. I am sending our contestants missions, each week. This was their first assignment:

Your next task is to do one of the following (200 words ) recast either Saved by the Bell or the Fresh Prince of Bel Air with modern actor/actresses/socialites/musicians/farm animals whatever. Include at least main characters and a brief sorta description on plot, interactions between new characters, reasons why. Be funny. Be awesome.

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