Dirty tissues
September 22nd, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Knitters are weird. It would have been funnier if it held tampons or um drugs or other things likely stored in your lady parts!
Need glasses?
September 17th, 2008 by Sarah MorrisonIn case you don’t know German, this is a commercial for an eye doctor. Luckily I am more of a handjob girl. So when this happens to me the whole thing is much more sanitary! I lose my glasses alot too.
Gummi Lighthouses
June 30th, 2008 by Emilia
Yes, they’re lighthouses. Not penises, but lighthouses. Now, if only they were made of absinthe…Best candy ever fer sure.
Banana Hammock: Send us your B-a-n-a-n-a-s Photos!!!
June 24th, 2008 by Samantha 
Ok this has nothing to do with banana hammocks…I just love that phrase. But really, in honor of our latest cover we call on you beautiful people to send us pictures of you and your banana…a big long yellow one! Just refrain from pictures of the X-Rated variety…ewww we don’t want to think of you guys like that. Gawd! Send your images Here and we will dedicate an entire post to you, our banana loving readers.
OH and put BANANA HAMMOCK in the header!!!