These shoes

Yay or nay?

I just spent hours reading a 12 year-olds blog

This is fascinating and alarming all at once. I am speechless. I really am. I have no idea what I should type next.

Weird.

Tara Reid: fashion icon

Tara Reid gets her own line. I debate about leaping to my death.

This Stussy x De la Soul thing?

Yay or nay?

Secrets are dumb

The topic of journals/diaries has come up quite a bit as of late. Not journals as in to-do lists and phone numbers: those are called notebooks. Like journals with things you don’t want people to read. Like diaries full of your true evil thoughts about your BFF or how shitty your boyfriend is in bed. Like things that could fuck up friendships and lives if read by the wrong person.

I am unable to be charge of something top secret. I am bad at hiding Christmas presents. Read more »

The stupidest show on TV

I hate this show. It is not only not funny, it is so stupid it makes me angry.

Olivia thinks my hatred for it is hysterical so she Tivos it every week and forces me to watch it. So i sit there and do my best syndicated laughter along with the shows to demonstrate how ridiculously bad and stressful it is to watch. I just don’t understand why it is on television. There are literally no sitcoms left on network TV, so you would think the ones left would have to be uber amazing.

I just don’t understand. Has reality TV made people stupider or is CBS like um kidding?

Holy weird shoes!

Wow um wow. I am speechless. That rarely happens.

Count the things wrong with this photo

This what I have so far:

1. Some mother felt inclined to dress their child in an Agnes Deyn t-shirt.

2. They make children’s clothes with Agnes Deyn’s face on them.

3. Someone took a Facehunter-esque photo of this child in said clothing item.

Add your own!