Do it for your boyfriend.
July 30th, 2008 by Olivia
Call me crazy, but for some reason, whenever someone tells me to stop being a bitch, I want to be waaaay bitchier. Like when a 1970s Midol ad tells me that I have to be nicer to my fucking boyfriend when hemorrhaging from my vagina, I get violent! I want to put on a husband-beater, and give my boyfriend a black eye! It’s totally not his fault, he deserves the utmost kindness, but I kinda think that with all the shit women have to go through, they should be nice to us when we have our periods. It shouldn’t be “blowjob week” as many guys like to imagine. It should be “buy your poor girlfriend something pretty and feed her ice cream week”. I’m not even on my period anymore and this still pisses me off. Can we get some rights up in here? Anyone else driven to inexcusable fits of rage by rather innocuous adverts from decades past?
