You WON’T buy me slutty goth Barbie? I hate you mom!

July 18th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

I mean I am no Toys R Us, Mattel, or Barbie exec but this seemed like a good idea? S+M Barbie? (I am aware she has some sort of comic book correlation.) But, still. Really? I think there are some total creepo dudes that need to get laid over at Barbie headquarters that need to put the naked plastic doll down and join Match.com.

 

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How Dry Do You Want It??

July 9th, 2008 by Samantha

This is actually a great tactic for getting out of a BJ. We should have put this in Missbehave’s Guide to Promiscuity: Wet & Wildin‘!

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Barbarella might be slutty…

May 20th, 2008 by Olivia

really? a wing-dinger? Watching this movie is like what I imagine tripping while being really horny would be like. But I mean, for 1968, this is a pretty racy ad. Also, where are our future clothes? I’m over hover crafts, I want my white fur rompers and silver bullet-proof body suits with matching thigh-hi boots. Who’s working on this? Karl, can you hear us?

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“What, you are too good for Basque?”

May 19th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

This season’s Real World is in Hollywood. I don’t think anyone is watching, but Hollywood kids so we can laugh at their ridiculous choices for LA hotspots. This season has been one of the most ridic alcohol fueled mezzes yet. I think kids in health classes learning about the dangers of drinking should be sat down and forced to watch Read more »

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Sluts can get married too!

April 24th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

Look at the ho and groom cake topper. I am just going to stick it in my can of frosting and eat around it.

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Is “Betty” some sort of vag slang I should be familiar with?

April 24th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

Ok, so this lady has some alleged experience in a foreign hair salon. She sees the hairdresser slipping the girls lil paper bags on their way out. It was not pills or booze, but a little extra dye for their other head or whatever. (You get what I am saying.) Lady makes a whole line of dyes for your vag to chose from called Betty. They used the term over and over like it is alien for vag.

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