You WON’T buy me slutty goth Barbie? I hate you mom!
July 18th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I mean I am no Toys R Us, Mattel, or Barbie exec but this seemed like a good idea? S+M Barbie? (I am aware she has some sort of comic book correlation.) But, still. Really? I think there are some total creepo dudes that need to get laid over at Barbie headquarters that need to put the naked plastic doll down and join Match.com.





















