Ohai Sexy old dude!
August 7th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Hai bitches lets talk sexy old dudes. I love Richard Gere. I have a bunch of runner ups, but instead of detailing them…
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Sarah Morrison is a bitch.
August 1st, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I knew none of these people at the time of this photo! Then I slept over there houses, went to their office, hugged them bunches, blogged a lil, and they eventually let me stay! Thanks Missbehave!
If asked to classify my personality I would call myself “a really nice girl.” If you asked my friends they would probably call me annoying and reference my ADD. I am OK with that. I feel there is a fine line between the two, three, whatever.
I have 30,000 Myspace friends. I have added none of them. My name is Sarah Morrison and I am people person. I was born with a frightening ability to be able to talk to almost anyone about anything/less than nothing. If you approach me, 20 minutes later you will wish you hadn’t. I talk to homeless people on the streets. Dudes in 711s. After a few drinks, those that arrived with me can not find me. I am doing shots in the Cinespace kitchen with the barbacks or talking to some 18 year old Myspace friend who never got into the club outside. I stress out those that know me, for this reason. 9am 5am, no difference… I drive my friends just as insane. Read more »
Bitches Are Crazzeeee (and were ok with that)
May 8th, 2008 by Samantha 
A certain staff member and I…Ohai Emilia…were talking self help today. While Emilia is working her way through The Secret this week Im all about The Mindful Woman. Anyone else for self help books? Let’s share!
Help me pay my rent!
May 5th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I moved out of my apartment in Philly in January. I am really unorganized and have ADD and sort of forgot about the whole 1300 dollar deposit thing until recently. I had spoke to my landlord after I moved out and she was totally down to send me the entire thing. She made no references to keeping any portion of the money. She just told me I had to pay my 600 dollar heating bill and minimal electric bill and she would mail me a check. It took me maybe a month to pay the bills. I kept meaning to call her, but forgot. Around April 1st, I made the choice to basically do next to nothing all month, go to LA and spend lots of money, and pay my rent with this deposit. Read more »
Date me too!
May 2nd, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I don’t have a lot of friends in New York, as most of you are probably becoming aware of. If none of my out of town DJ friends are around, I have to ask one of the people I know that I am unable to tell whether they actually enjoy hanging out with me or not to come with me to whatever awesome thing I want to go to. Read more »
I did buy that Ashanti perfume at Rite Aid
May 2nd, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I have made it clear how I feel about low-end designer lines next to video games and toilet paper at said large box store. The only thing I find worse is celebrity low end lines at stores that don’t even carry trash bags and gardening supplies, making us even less apt to ever see any of it. And, yes I hate your blog if you are one of those girls that exclusively announces where and when we can get all this cheap crap.
This is a lil piece of something else. This is a giant mess of horrible.
Girlz and a couple boys, I give you Ashlee Simpson for Wet Seal.
All Hail GTA4
April 29th, 2008 by Samantha
Don’t expect much love from your man tonight…Rockstar Games is releasing another instalment in the infamous Grand Theft Auto Series. GTA4: Liberty City is said to be the most anticipated game release ever! You have 3 options girls:
1. Play along…learn the game right from the start. Maybe you’ll be able to kick his ass in it and you won’t sit around complaining that hes not paying attention to what ever it is your trying to get attention for.
2. Go out. Have fun. Leave the compound. If you returned in three days from now he may not even know you were gone (this is for the girls who date “extreme gamers”….we feel for you girl).
3. If you in one of those cute new relationships and your still trying to win him over…Go buy him a copy. He will think your awesome.
Editors note: The image above was painted on Canal Street by Colossal Media!
Why Didn’t Someone Tell Us???
April 9th, 2008 by admin
Guuuuys, Ok When I was just linking to Howard Sterns site I noticed that Bengy is trying out for this! I Wanna Be Paris’ New Best Friend. Its an ‘effing contest on MTV.com! Hold up…should we enter??? Heres how we can get on the show: 1. Create a site profile and accumulate votes. The more popular you are the greater your chance of getting on the show! 2. Submit directly to the casting department for their consideration. Simply fill out the full Casting application here! Guys, Im kinda freaking out, like should Missbehave do it? Do you think Paris would like us?