Oct 10, 2008 11:17 PM
I love reading your blogs Sarah! You’re utube videos, thats another story, sorry, they really suck, lol. You’re probably gonna delete me after this insanity of truth but thats my feelings. I dont see you in Utube as I do on here on myspace. You’re so much cooler myspace. xo
You probably remember this email where some anonymous emailer encourages me to kill myself. Well, they are back! This time they appear to be sending mass emails to a variety of LA types they seem to hate and want to die. I can’t tell if the person is planning a mass murder at LAX or bombing Cinespace. But, they seem to have plans to end us all. It’s a shame it was BCCed. I would have loved to see the list of people this was sent to. Eh since it alludes to us all being friends, I guess I will just ask around!
From: “Your Mom”
To: sarah@missbehavemag.com
Date: 18 Sep 2008, 02:03:04 AM
Subject: hello love
if you have received this message,
it is to inform you that you are an unfortunate member of a clan of douchebags that have come to represent all that is lame in 2008….
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I am in the city that brought us the Red Sox, Marky “Mark” Wahlberg, Racism, the Pilgrims, the Catholicism of public schools, Plymouth Rock, Aerosmith, fear of law enforcement, Ben Affleck, the Boston Tea Party, that Kennedy family, New Kids on the Block, Irish-American binge drinking, Bobby Brown, and um ME. I was wandering around today, while waiting for an friend of mine who was running late. I headed down to Karmaloop, due to some alleged sale I had heard was going on. Said sale didn’t appear to exist. But for 30 dollars, I bought said flip-flops pictured above.
Yes, I need to do my toes bad, ignore that part.
But then, I spent 6+ hours at an amusement park with a bunch of the under 5 set and these saved my feetz. Plus I looked cool. Plus I felt cool. Plus I got to send Leah an email with this photo attached.
Mom Jams somehow led to us watching clips from Beaches and singing Wind Beneath My Wings. Then logically cutting bitches with “It must have been cold there in my shadow” and throwing hugs with “You are the wind beneath my wings.” I then realized I wanted to really watch Beaches and asked Olivia if there were still video stores. She claimed they still exist. So I compiled a list of other tear inducing films I want to pick-up while at this alleged video store. My top ten (in no particular order) after the jump. Agree. Disagree. Add your own.
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I met Mike when I was 15. He was 16. I had seen him at school. I liked seeing him at school. He was this mysterious boy that wore bellbottoms and carried a brief case. He always looked down when he walked. He sort of shuffled his feet. He fascinated me. He fascinated a lot of girls. I was a freshman. He was a junior. The chances of Mike ever noticing me were nonexistent, according to my friends. I used to call him “beautiful blonde boy.” Mike looked up one day when he walked by me in the hall. He said hi. I think I was so excited, I forgot to say hi back. Read more »
Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:39:53 -0700
From: “Your Mom” <lovindisclub@gmail.com>
To: sarah@missbehavemag.com
Subject: i don’t usually give free advice
…but i feel like you need some. and i say this in the most caring, non-asshole way: you should probably kill yourself. yikes! that sounded harsher than intended, but look at it this way homie– it’s for the best. I mean, being what, 28 and name-dropping (people whose 15 min of pseudo-fame in LA expired in 2005) and BLOGGING for a “living,” if you could call it that, while squatting at various peoples ghetto-ass apartments? Trying desperately to befriend 18-yr-olds (because you hope that their youthful “hipness” will rub off on you) and 30-yr-old douchebag has-beens, while meanwhile you’re a never-was, never-will-be?? Yep, I’d end it fo sho but that’s just me, obvi.
<3,
the human race
