Bad Babysitter

For some reason I was really into this song in college…maybe because I am a really bad babysitter for none of Princess Superstar’s reasons. Once, I changed a baby’s diaper on a cookie sheet. I was taking care of three kids for something like 8 hours and they gave me $15! I never got asked back from any babysitting job. Probably because I let the kids eat candy and am incapable of getting them to bed. I’m kind of a pushover. Anyone else had babysitting nightmares?