Weetzie is a pothead slut
August 7th, 2008 by Olivia
Apparently, catnip is supposed to get kitties stoned for about 1-3 minutes. Weetzie Bat has been tearing apart my apartment in search of the herb. This is her getting through her 3rd bag of the day in my sink. We tried reasoning with her, “Weetzie, you’ve become a pothead slut, you need to take control of yourself”. No results. I think it’s intervention kitty time. Weetzie, you are addicted to catnip and you’re ruining your life. When she returns from 8 weeks in kitty rehab, she should be back to her old tricks, right?
