Adopt me! Wait no…DATE ME!
July 5th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I moved to NYC after a two year relationship with Gina and Dan. I was lucky to quickly bounce into a relationship with Sure Shot and Rose. After, my evening out tonight with Marley and her boyfriend, I realized none of them are actually going to adopt me.
Maybe I should actually try dating? puke gross ugh
If anyone is interested in attempting to date me, Let OLIVIA know! She will screen all ya’ll. Then she will dress me up, suck me in, and walk me to some Williamsburrg bar to me you!
Girls, you can set me up! Thats aight too! Just PLZ explain the internet thing i have going to the dude before having him apply. kewl? cool?
