The economy can suck it.

Don’t let greedy Wall Street assholes keep you from shopping. Stick it to the man.

Dear Leah McSweeney,

I am in the city that brought us the Red Sox, Marky “Mark” Wahlberg, Racism, the Pilgrims, the Catholicism of public schools, Plymouth Rock, Aerosmith, fear of law enforcement, Ben Affleck, the Boston Tea Party, that Kennedy family, New Kids on the Block, Irish-American binge drinking, Bobby Brown, and um ME. I was wandering around today, while waiting for an friend of mine who was running late. I headed down to Karmaloop, due to some alleged sale I had heard was going on. Said sale didn’t appear to exist. But for 30 dollars, I bought said flip-flops pictured above.

Yes, I need to do my toes bad, ignore that part.

But then, I spent 6+ hours at an amusement park with a bunch of the under 5 set and these saved my feetz. Plus I looked cool. Plus I felt cool. Plus I got to send Leah an email with this photo attached.

Happy MOB day!

OM-NEW fall MOB stuff! Each season, I think MOB can’t get any better. Then they come out with shirts that say Beating Bitches Daily and Female CEO. Then they make Most Official Bitches print leggings. Then they make me want to buy white jeans. Then they put giant bows on the hoods of the sweatshirts? Oh, and then little McSweeney brings back the fishtail braid! Fall MOB available NOW at MttmNyc.com or MarriedToTheMobNyc.com.

I wonder if I can still do a fishtail braid. I need a head to let me try!

More Sarah McSweeney looking hawt in new MOB after the jump. Read more »

Head Bitch

The newest Head Bitch over at MOB is um adorable and amazing. She looks totz bad-ass. She will probably get kicked out of her parents house before she hits kindergarten. At that point she can come live with me and Olivia.

We will raise her as our own.

MOB’s 70 dollar flip flops

So those MOB 5411s sold out in the hour we all spent trying to decide if we liked them or not. Now, we have probably 45 minutes or so to try and decide whether we can justify spending 70 dollars on a pair of flip flops.

Im going with no.

MOB x Colette x Reebok x whoah

I don’t know about you, but I’m kinda overwhelmed. 50 pairs. Dropping May 5th on Mobshop. We do like those Married to the Mob girls, but you know how we feel about the French. Are these cute? I’m really bad at this game.