I am Sarah Morrison and I can’t be alone

I hate living alone. It has been my personal downfall. Details withheld, I don ‘t do well with it. I am not good at being alone in general. Some people judge me for this. Sure, I am of marrying age and need a BFF by my side or boring useless boy void of rent, living in my apartment to make it thru my days. I like the company. I need the company. Some don’t.

Lately, once my 10 pm boredom hits, I venture back up to Missbehave knowing Sally’s there. She rolls her eyes at first, but always let’s me in. She likes being alone. So I work from a corner of the office where I won’t bother her. Today she told me she loved being alone. And sort of finally mentioned her confusion with me and my need for company.

Validate me or call me crazy below….

Own this. Now.

Um, I don’t think anyone mentioned that now the Missbehave Hellz Bellz teeshirt is available on Karmaloop! If you didn’t already get one from our ‘give us presents, get tee shirt contest’, now’s the time! P.S. thanks for presents! We love you guys!

This is basically Olivia and Mary (Olivia is the gay crying kid)

OMG my favorite new tv show

The Paper is the funniest show ever, like so funny. Its about the editor of a high school newspaper who is on this uber amazing power trip due to said status. This girl is fucking crazy hilarious. Her hilarity/superiority complex obvi isn’t appreciated by her editoiral staff. So half the show is this girl being neurotic and talking to her dog about how cool being editor is. The other half is the newspaper staff making fun of her behind her back.
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America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger: Round 1 is OVER

I kindly called Olivia asking her to write this for me because the heat is frying my brain, but here we go. Since the new site has launched another 50 plus emails have come in in hope’s of becoming America/Missbehave’s Next Top Blogger. To be fair, I am gonna check them all out before Round 2’s winners are chosen.

Everyone still in the running to become ANTB will be contacted via email with instructions on the next step by the end of Monday.

No more emails k thx bai.

New Website Alert!!!!

What’s up Girls and Boys! Welcome to our spankin’ new site! Thoughts? Dead Links? Let us know!