Dear Leah McSweeney,

I am in the city that brought us the Red Sox, Marky “Mark” Wahlberg, Racism, the Pilgrims, the Catholicism of public schools, Plymouth Rock, Aerosmith, fear of law enforcement, Ben Affleck, the Boston Tea Party, that Kennedy family, New Kids on the Block, Irish-American binge drinking, Bobby Brown, and um ME. I was wandering around today, while waiting for an friend of mine who was running late. I headed down to Karmaloop, due to some alleged sale I had heard was going on. Said sale didn’t appear to exist. But for 30 dollars, I bought said flip-flops pictured above.

Yes, I need to do my toes bad, ignore that part.

But then, I spent 6+ hours at an amusement park with a bunch of the under 5 set and these saved my feetz. Plus I looked cool. Plus I felt cool. Plus I got to send Leah an email with this photo attached.

Happy MOB day!

OM-NEW fall MOB stuff! Each season, I think MOB can’t get any better. Then they come out with shirts that say Beating Bitches Daily and Female CEO. Then they make Most Official Bitches print leggings. Then they make me want to buy white jeans. Then they put giant bows on the hoods of the sweatshirts? Oh, and then little McSweeney brings back the fishtail braid! Fall MOB available NOW at MttmNyc.com or MarriedToTheMobNyc.com.

I wonder if I can still do a fishtail braid. I need a head to let me try!

More Sarah McSweeney looking hawt in new MOB after the jump. Read more »

Head Bitch

The newest Head Bitch over at MOB is um adorable and amazing. She looks totz bad-ass. She will probably get kicked out of her parents house before she hits kindergarten. At that point she can come live with me and Olivia.

We will raise her as our own.

100 Days Of Outfits!: Outfit #6

Outfit#6

Date: 7/29/08

Temperature: 92 Degrees and Humid. Mad Hot!

Mood: Sassy. Going out after work to guest bartend Taco Tuesday.

Hair Style: Side Pony with a twist

What I’m Wearing: MOB Tee, Hellz Bellz Shorts (they have a removable over-all option that I’ll show you another day), Louis Vuitton Belt, Metallic Air Max’s, Gold Twist Earrings  

It’s been confirmed

Anna Wintour is head bitch. Is there room for us? Assistant head bitch maybe? Thanks Married to the Mob. Again.