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Ferocious attack kitten + me = 4 eva

July 11th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

Oh craigslist ads!

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

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Next level weaves

May 31st, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

I volunteered to do weaves for the Missbehave office staff, the other day. This seemed to startle them. I guess looking at me you don’t think “really good at weaves!” I am also really good at Snood and making words out of numbers on the calculator.  I make really dope rice and can paint my left hand nails without effing up. Swear.

You think with a lil practice, I could start weaving in Lolcats?

Who is gonna let me use their head to try?

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