This is not a Cat Blog

But seriously, Winston is the best cat on the internets (Weetzie Bat isn’t famous enough yet). Just look at that face though! That’s a good woobie. You might recognize Winston from his famous YouTube videos, Jezebel’s Pot Psychology videos, and FourFour. Or, you might be a cat hater like Samantha and wish that we’d stop talking about cats at all. Winston makes the most awesome cat faces ever…I’m also super hungover and think everything is funny or annoying today. And his owner is hot.

What should I get Olivia for her birthday?

I bought a handle of Tequila she was already purchasing the other night at the liquor store. But, that’s boring. I hate when people buy me things I am already buying. It’s nice, but boring and the wrapping sucks.

List ideas of creative inexpensive presents for Olivia below!

Oh and Olivia, stop reading now.

I wanna see your lol cat

Anyone else remember Lords of Acid and the I wanna see your pussy song? God. I fucking loved this song for some reason. I think it was when I was a raver for exactly a week. And then the ecstasy ran out and I became mod. My friends and I used to pump this from my jeep in high school cause we were subversive and also slutty. God. I miss high school.

Cat Butts=New lol cats?

This finger in butt motion towel holder makes me REALLY uncomfortable. What’s the fascination with cat butts? Is this a gay thing? A zoophilia thing? A cat-lover gone wrong thing? What would you do if you went to a guy’s house and everything was cat butt themed? Run, right? Read more »