Pretend stories are always better than real ones

(LA, Cobrasnake, Dimmmak, and the internet’s fast talker Toasty Cakes n mez)

I am getting my Macbook fixed after making a shady ass deal with my dad that involves me selling my car and coming to visit him. I don’t really know the rest of the details, but my Macbook is en route to Apple then en route to me! Yay, now tell Olivia to get my some internetz and I will be back to my old internet ways in no time.

Here is a fun account of what could have been from Missbehave uber fan Toasty Cakes: Read more »

Girls gone wild: BK edition

So it’s hot here. Well, It’s sticky and humid and 70 degrees out. Luckily my coworkers have embraced and accepted our cultural differences. They fake nod when I complain to be dying from said heat. When I say Cobrasnake they patiently correct me “It’s called Last Night’s Party.” I was convinced for a solid month that Brooklyn was in New Jersey, but Olivia and Mary simply shook their heads in love, held me gently, and said, “Baby girl, Brooklyn is in New York.”
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A lil piece of Sarah Morrison: Youtube

Sam somehow saw this and finally deemed my employment at Missbehave worth it. Kidding, but not really.

This is really cute. This is me and my best friend Melissa. We grew up together. I miss her a lot. I miss LA. I am posting the video, without watching it. If i watch it I know I am gonna cry.

LolCatz: the feature film

Chanelle found this. I love her

Welcome to Hollywood

There is no actual point to this post other than you show you this photo of me because I find it immensely entertaining. I think I would be an asset to Los Angeles’ tourism campaigns, if any such thing actually exists. I could stand on the 101 waving at cars! I could replace the Hollywood sign! I could have my own taco cart on Hollywood Blvd!

Buy my outfit here or borrow it from Lax here.

I am racist

Welcome to day 2 of me at Coachella. It’s basically yesterday, but I have relocated to the side of the house where the music isn’t as loud and I don’t have to look at girls in bikinis and deal with people remarking how “Sarah” I am being by sitting on a laptop blogging from a party. Read more »

I am hot

Oh hai, I am at Coachella. By Coachella, i mean I am at some party with a pool, free Hypnotic, and alot of the underage LA set. It is so hot that I am unable to communicate verbally any longer. Yes, I am sitting on the ground on a laptop posting blogs. I doubt this surprises any of you. West coast! Sarah Morrison over and out.

Back in the 323

I will be back in Hollyweird for the next week, minus a brief stint in the inferno that is Coachella. I am staying at some fancy resort in Indio with golfing and skeeball. I actually have passes this year, so i might witness music in addition to drunk 19 year olds in bikinis. I will post daily gossip and drama updates. I will be sure to let you know if i run into Cory Kennedy, see Lohan doing blow, lose my Blackberry, or make out with any DJs. I will spend the rest of my trip back in Hollywood annoying everyone I used to work with at Cinespace, eating at Cactus, defacing the Sarah Marshall billboards so they say my name, and stalking Ryan Gosling.