Weetzie is a pothead slut

August 7th, 2008 by Olivia

Apparently, catnip is supposed to get kitties stoned for about 1-3 minutes. Weetzie Bat has been tearing apart my apartment in search of the herb. This is her getting through her 3rd bag of the day in my sink. We tried reasoning with her, “Weetzie, you’ve become a pothead slut, you need to take control of yourself”. No results. I think it’s intervention kitty time. Weetzie, you are addicted to catnip and you’re ruining your life. When she returns from 8 weeks in kitty rehab, she should be back to her old tricks, right?

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Cat Fancy: Sleeping Habits

July 8th, 2008 by Olivia

I haven’t been sleeping well since Weetzie Bat has moved from sleeping between my boobs to sleeping on top of Sarah’s broken computer. I think she’s trying to heal it with her magical kitty powers (or just sucking any warmth from it), but seriously, I need my sleep! You know how it’s comforting when that special someone is curled around you, and you feel like there is no safer place in the world than in bed with those arms around you? That’s kinda what Weetzie has become after years of singledom. And now, maybe she’s in love with a new lap, but I need that pile of purring fur to fall into deep sleep! Does anyone know what I’m talking about?

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