Cruel and Unusual Email
July 10th, 2008 by Samantha
I just got this in my email…
Hi Samantha,
Pictures of models in bikinis may not be enough inspiration to shed that extra 10lbs. Before opening the freezer to grab another ice cream sandwich post a picture of yourself looking slim on the freezer door. By uploading a picture to LiftMagic from your camera or the internet you can use the weight reduction application to see how you would look if you pry the treat out of your hands.
Would you be interested in more information?
My Response to Lift Magic:
Dear Lift Magic,
No not really.I have plenty of pictures like that from 3 years ago. I don’t need Lift Magic for that. I like Ice Cream Sandwiches and BTW I’m only 4 lbs over weight…gawd! Ive never been personally insulted by someone who’s never even seen me. Thanks a lot LiftMagic!
