Ungrateful bratty cats with agendas bum me out.

My parents have two cats. One is really fat, walks really slow, always seems stoned, and goes outside. The other is a foster cat belonging to a family member who neither lives here nor am I allowed to speak of on the internet. Said cat is like a miniature horse with ADD. It literally runs from end to end of the house all day and night, but like gallops hence the horse reference. It chases it’s tail and thinks it is surprising you by attacking you every time you come within 50 feet. In review: not so bright, sort of entertaining, sort of annoying. That cat doesn’t go outside, due to it’s stupidity.

So tonight pouring rain, my dad opens the door to go out to the garage, pauses to say something to me and inside cat bolts out. Read more »