Asian Horror Rules!

Are you ready, here goes: Every Sunday night at Midnight you can tune into the Sundance Channel for Asia Extreme and peep a new Asian horror flick…EVERY SUNDAY! I don’t know about you but this get me all excited. I love movies like Audition, Ringu and Tale of Two Sisters. Asian horror is kicking american horrors butt recently…We had it going on in the 80’s but they are taking the 00’s. Were even remaking all their movies. Those creepy asian children with black eyes and wet hair scare the poop outta me. Ya feel me people? Anyone else into Asian Horror? 

No thx grrl

I luv you SJP. Don’t buy that overpriced haterade those bitches are selling. No, I was not there at the moment when someone affixed this to your head and convinced you it was fashion. Yes, I might be wearing leggings. Maybe, I am slightly hungover from yesterday.

But, oh hai girl this is all kinds a wrong.

dum dum du-dum…

I’m watching Father of the Bride (I love you Steve Martin) and that girl is supposed to be 22! Are smart, motivated girls really getting married that young? I think I only mind if that means a girl is giving up on her career/starts being obnoxious about planning a wedding/sucks in general and shouldn’t get married before awesome people. I guess we’re at the age when our friends are going to start getting married…scary? annoying? discuss.

Poultrygeist

Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s gross. Someone please go and tell me it’s worth it!! Poutrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. It’s on.