Lazy Macgyver Core

June 25th, 2008 by Olivia

Sometimes, I have to sit on my cat Weetzie Bat in order to trim her stupid nails. Sometimes, it’s such an imposition that I need to be inebriated in order to bother with the battle. This never works out in my favor. Until one day, when I discovered that the rounded nail-cutters are the perfect shape and size to hold a joint. A blueberry flavored joint in this case. What’s your trick for either cutting kitty nails and/or holding illegal substances without burning your finger prints off?

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