The Hipster terrorist

You probably remember this email where some anonymous emailer encourages me to kill myself. Well, they are back! This time they appear to be sending mass emails to a variety of LA types they seem to hate and want to die. I can’t tell if the person is planning a mass murder at LAX or bombing Cinespace. But, they seem to have plans to end us all. It’s a shame it was BCCed. I would have loved to see the list of people this was sent to. Eh since it alludes to us all being friends, I guess I will just ask around!

From: “Your Mom”
To: sarah@missbehavemag.com
Date: 18 Sep 2008, 02:03:04 AM
Subject: hello love

if you have received this message,

it is to inform you that you are an unfortunate member of a clan of douchebags that have come to represent all that is lame in 2008….
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Welcome, You’ve got HATE MAIL!

Date: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 23:39:53 -0700
From: “Your Mom” <lovindisclub@gmail.com>
To: sarah@missbehavemag.com
Subject: i don’t usually give free advice

…but i feel like you need some. and i say this in the most caring, non-asshole way: you should probably kill yourself. yikes! that sounded harsher than intended, but look at it this way homie– it’s for the best. I mean, being what, 28 and name-dropping (people whose 15 min of pseudo-fame in LA expired in 2005) and BLOGGING for a “living,” if you could call it that, while squatting at various peoples ghetto-ass apartments? Trying desperately to befriend 18-yr-olds (because you hope that their youthful “hipness” will rub off on you) and 30-yr-old douchebag has-beens, while meanwhile you’re a never-was, never-will-be?? Yep, I’d end it fo sho but that’s just me, obvi.

<3,
the human race

We Got Hate Mail!

Hater Kate  Say’s:

“Well, I want to say that I somehow had the misfortune of browzing through your magazine.  And I must say that it is very distasteful and I would go so far as to say, sickening.  If this is what the younger persons of this world are interested in, then I really feel sorry for you guys.  You are in for some troubled times later in life.  Very sad.  I hope you all wake up one day and see what the real meaning of life is.  Not about skinny disgusting models, and faces that look like hell……