Mommy and Sarah if God made us, who made God?

August 19th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

I spent yesterday and well into last night on an amusement park bender with a friend of mine, her 4 year old daughter Aaliyah, and her 5 year old niece Gabby. Lines, rides, long lines, more rides, fried dough, a few tears, three changes of clothes, two 10 dollar light sabers, and two tired grown-ups. I figured we would have been out of there by 8pm at the latest. We tore the two party girls from their third round in line for the Carousel at 9:30pm. They cried and yelled Pre-K obscenities, at both of us. At that point, they were both scooped up, tears, light sabers and all and carried back to the car. We strapped the poor under-entertained, under-loved children into the backseat, swords in hand and all was quiet. Finally. Read more »

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