What song do you hear while watching this montage of photos of me….
August 12th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I personally hear Shanice’s classic “I Love Your Smile.” When I asked my mom she said “Juicy”-Notorious B.I.G.
You guys?
Poor stupid Asian kid :(
July 25th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Some Asian child named Burrito above.
This is amazing. Kids are sort of asked to figure out if Asian kids are actually smarter. Obvi, they are. And obvi Mexican kids are stupid. More obviously they are the only two nationalities that exist.
Describing Carlos the math wiz- “I think Carlos is Asian at heart.”
Talking to the stupid Asian kid- “Are you really Asian?”
Stupid Asian kid’s response-”They expect me to be smart. Even if, like, I do everything wrong on purpose, they still copy off of me — as if I’m right just because I’m Asian.”
Hahahahaha this is amazing.
Postcards from Yo Momma
May 19th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
This site is a collection of emails/notes from mothers and conversations/confused mothers attempting to Ichat with their offspring. So funny.