How to congratulate your ex on his recent engagement!
July 26th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I went over the appropriate text to send to send to Mike in my head, then out loud to Olivia, then out loud to Mary, then to both of them, and then finally out loud to myself for three days straight. The regular “Sarah-Morrison-bitchy-sarcastic-I-am-obviously-smarter-than-you-tone” didn’t seem appropriate. I settled with confused and oblivious.
Here is the transcript:
Me-”You are getting married?!?”
Mike-”Yup”
Me-”Fun!”
How did I do guys?
Roller Derby’s my life!
July 15th, 2008 by Hells
Um not really, but I’ve always wanted to be a bad-ass Roller Girl. So how damn excited am I that Drew Barrymore is directing Whip It, a film about Roller Derby?
So excited.
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In case you missed it
May 16th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Peep Last Night’s Party’s images of our debauchery. I will post a few more gems after the jump, then go look for yourselves. Read more »


















