Wear what you crave! A cheeseburger ring! I think the genius of this ring is that you customize it to how you like your burger. Don’t like cheese? Take it off! Lettuce gross you out? Leave it in the jewelry box!
I think this would be the most baller happy meal surprise ever.
Buy it here.
My cat ate my dinner and lunch yesterday. I turned my back for 15 minutes to answer email and I turn back around and she is noshing on my tuna salad(which I had covered, she removed the top!), and not just the fish, she was all up in my lettuce too. I ended up having a hot toddie for dinner because at the very least she doesn’t drink my Jameson.
I can’t even imagine what life would be like if she’d fetch me a cider from the fridge. Monkeys are nuts. If they didn’t smell I’d totes have a small primate as a pet.
I hear my mom go “Shit there are Boy Scouts coming to the door,” yesterday afternoon. I tell her not to answer it. I add, “They don’t have cookies!”
But upon answering the door realized they are selling popcorn. And not just boring old popcorn. There was caramel and cheese and chocolate cheese and chocolate caramel and cheesy caramel. It looked really good. I bought some of the caramel chocolate kind.
Eh the Girl Scouts sill win, but not bad boys!
I forgot about these. Then I bought them at the grocery store and remembered them. Now I eat three a day!
“Yum I am walking art!” or “Woah I don’t even really like soup.”
???
So I finally made it to Ikea last night con Olivia to purchase a bed. It was as horrible as I remembered it. In the middle of our journey through the Epcot center of furniture there it was the Ikea “restaurant.” It was magical. It was very school cafeteria. You stood in line with a tray and some lady in a hair net screamed at you to tell her what you wanted. If you paused she rolled her eyes and said next. Read more »
Her tan, her doorknockers made of cheese, her sassy smile, and her love for cheese products. I am sure she’s got some crazy nails going and an affinity for 2 dollar beers.
I am inviting her to our next party!
I don’t eat meat. Not because I love animals, but because I don’t like meat. None of it. Red meat, fish, chicken, whatever else all ew gross puke to me. I also hate raisins, nuts, mayonnaise, plain eggs, olives, mushrooms, sour cream, cream cheese, and blueberries to the point if they even touch my food I gag. Cheese cake really grosses me out also. I love cheese and cake separately, but the idea of combining them creeps me out.
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