I found the cure for periods!

Okay, not so much for periods, but for the obnoxious feelings. PMS sucks, yes, but what about MS!? I’m not one to whine about my period, but now that I’ve discovered the perfect combo, I thought it necessary to share this with my buddies. Bourbon is an important cure for all annoyances, it’s the no pudge fat free brownie mix that’s AMAZING. You mix it with a couple tablespoons of yogurt, shove it in microwavefriend and tada! Warm chocolate goodness! I’m not sure how coherent this is as the pain has moved to my brain, but if your vagina is bleeding, feed it some bourbon and chocolate. Hmm. I guess that isn’t as innovative as I thought it was. Wish me luck, I’m going to go look for some expired prescription ibuprofens I have stashed somewhere around here. Yay! Period Party!