My diet starts today (srsly)

May 30th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

Me and Olivia ate an entire large popcorn with buttery topping, last night. Today I have plans to somehow begin this quest to lose 10 pounds that I have been talking about, but failing to actually put any effort into. I had the brilliant idea to consume a sensible diet of only Jamba Juice with the occasinal Pinkberry for dessert. Other notable ideas have been Read more »

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Mother Teresa joins the Starbucks team!

May 28th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

Oh look, some dumb Starbuck’s girl thinks she is the new Montel Williams. She admits to replacing the twinsies non-fat lattes with full fat ones to help the sisters out. Omg, I think she did it to me too. Oh that’s why I can’t get into my jeans! Stay away from Starbucks, it’s jealous of us and wants to make us fatties!

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This week in Sarah’s jar of dinner

May 14th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

I lived off a can of frosting for two weeks, as you probably remember. This week it’s peanut butter. I hadn’t eaten peanut butter in a hundred years. I started craving it. Its all i want to eat now. So far I’ve done peanut butter and pretzels, potato chips, crackers, and in sandwich form with the potato chips inside. I wish i hadn’t forced myself to throw out the can of frosting. I want to mix them together for dessert.

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