When you thought fashion could NOT get worse!
July 17th, 2008 by Sarah MorrisonEd hardy is teaming up with Michael Jackson to create a clothing line.
Discuss.
My Vagina needs a tourniquet
May 17th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
After my lil medical emergency last weekend, a bunch of drugs, and confirmation I will live I was told not to use tampons until a doctor told me otherwise. Those that know me, or read this know that my period is a gunshot would to to vag. I change my tampon hourly for the first three days. I have cramps that make me struggle to even get out of bed to pee. Welcome to day two and a half of me with my period, not using tampons. Read more »
Sarah is dying: Olivia is in charge
May 9th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I had a normal sorta hungover/under-dressed day at the MassBehave/MissAppeal offices today. Weird day ensued. Sam ignored me. Me and Olivia made out with Mass Appeal dudes in the bathroom. I started having retardly insano cramps, no period. I have never been in this much pain in my entire life. I tried to lie down, but had to cover my mouth so i didn’t scream. Even my mom who seems to care less whether i live or died seemed to want to help. They gave me pain killers and some sort of optimistic dilusion that i have an ovarion cyst?
Seacreast out, Olivia is in charge. If i die she also has permission to have Steve Aoki’s babies.
My Benihana wedding
May 4th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
No matter how this comes out, you bitches are gonna still make fun of me. Somewhere, along the lines of my stupid-ass existence I became borderline famous. More impressively it was due to the Cobrasnake and my “way too much Information” Myspace blogs. Read more »