When life is so weird you think you are asleep

October 8th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

In LA, I used to work at a nightclub/ restaurant. I always opened on Saturdays. I usually went in around noon. One rainy afternoon, I was walking from my apartment to work and decided I wanted to get coffee. The club I worked at was right on Hollywood Blvd. When walking there from the Lower Hollywood Hills area, you pass um nothing. So I notice a weird cart that appears to be selling coffee. They only take cash. So I see a nearby bar with a sign in the window saying they have an ATM.

It is not quite noon, when I walk into the dark bar. Read more »

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N.E.R.D Everyone Nose

May 22nd, 2008 by Sarah Morrison

This is N.E.R.D’s new video. Blah blah party photos, Pharrell, party photos. Then my girl Star rolls in. She is sort of the video vixen of the whole thing. So she is like out of her mind wasted. A party photographer is taking photos of her looking out of her mind wasted. She drinks out of the faucet. Appears wasted. Like it’s not even sorta sexy girl thing. She looks like she just got roofied and is about to do Pharrell, his entire entourage, the Cobrasnake, and Samantha Ronson. Star will inevitably see this by lunchtime and write me a bitchy text message.

But yeah, if you enjoy implied date rape. Check it out!

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