There’s gonna be a lot of girls with periods and hair extensions, in life.
June 17th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
I have been asked to move out of my apartment by my OCD slightly retarded roommate. I have had a lot of crazy roommates, lived in a lot of crazy situations. This dude wins for the strangest creepiest dude ever. Here is the story not in story form, but in texts between me and my mom. Insert “Wtf, he is crazy, and OMG,” accordingly for my mom’s end of the conversation.
My mom asks me what happened…text message story begin.
BECAUSE he went thru my room and I told him he was creepy and weird. For the past week he has asked me every single day if I have seen some mysterious coffee mug. Each day, I tell him no. So while I was at work, he decided to go through my panties looking for it. Like he must have been in their hours, by looking at my room. Literally holding up each dirty thong like “Um not a coffee mug.”
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