I forgot about pogs and Chicken Soup for the Soul

I think I am in love with whoever made this ad.

Mmm

Unfortunately, this has since been flagged and removed. But if you hold the computer close to your face, you can read this copy. But after doing that I realized it basically just asks for Breast Milk ice cream flavor ideas in more words.

Wait what do I have to do?

I am looking for ridiculously cheap apartments that have some sort of catch to them on Craigslist. I have re-read this one 3 times and still am not sure what living in this apartment requires.

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ?

Yes. Even more than I want it from behind while playing Duck Hunt

Ferocious attack kitten + me = 4 eva

Oh craigslist ads!

Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.

Burning for Him?

I like to peruse Craigslist ads to see how much money I could save on housing by moving to less desirable locales. I have issue (as usual) with people making demands on future tenants such as not having house guests, not eating meat in the house and now hungry for Jesus? “Please be FEMALE, on fire for God or at least hungry! Others need not apply but if your heart burns for Him we want to hear from you! God Bless!” Isn’t living in New Jersey enough sacrifice? Do people really have the right to discriminate? I feel bad specifying guys or girls, is it okay to pick lifestyle? I think it sucks and these girls sound lame and not like “two cool and fun Christian females”. Isn’t that an oxymoron? What do you guys think?