Is My Brother Cooler Than Me?

I have an older brother named Logan. I was always considered to be the cool one in the family, for obvious reasons. But it seems he might be catching up with me? Which sucks. He got invited to P. Diddy’s White Party…I got invited to a Social Life magazine party hosted by one of the real housewives of new york (which i would totally go to if I were in the Hamptons). My brother used to wear sweat pants with elastic bottoms…now he orders custom suits. I’m still wearing clothes I bought in high school. I know hanging out with famous people makes you cooler, but does money automatically make people cooler? Maybe it enables them to be as cool as they can be? I don’t think I’d dress much differently if I had money though…so how do I get invited to the White Party? Why aren’t I cool? Are you guys cooler than me too? Maybe my invite got lost in the mail? Is everyone going but me and Sarah?