Ungrateful bratty cats with agendas bum me out.
August 16th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
My parents have two cats. One is really fat, walks really slow, always seems stoned, and goes outside. The other is a foster cat belonging to a family member who neither lives here nor am I allowed to speak of on the internet. Said cat is like a miniature horse with ADD. It literally runs from end to end of the house all day and night, but like gallops hence the horse reference. It chases it’s tail and thinks it is surprising you by attacking you every time you come within 50 feet. In review: not so bright, sort of entertaining, sort of annoying. That cat doesn’t go outside, due to it’s stupidity.
So tonight pouring rain, my dad opens the door to go out to the garage, pauses to say something to me and inside cat bolts out. Read more »
Are hairless cats cute?
August 1st, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
One of my friends already has one hairless cat. She was all excited that she was getting a new kitten and sent me photos. Then AAAhhh there it was, a weird scrawny hairless kitten. I thought it looked like a baby alien. But I lied and told her it was adorable.
Are these things cute and I am broken? Or are they just totally weird?
Ferocious attack kitten + me = 4 eva
July 11th, 2008 by Sarah Morrison
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear - however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.
This cat is smarter than me
June 16th, 2008 by Sarah MorrisonI feel like most cats are smarter than me, actually.