I don’t date

I like sleeping alone. I like doing my thing. The “I don’t date” thing works really well for getting out of awkward boy situations. I have no interest in 99 percent of the boys who approach me. So it becomes my sort of get out of jail free card. I have a few boys that I am really close with and have been for years. They are all dateable. They would be my boyfriend in a hot second, if i just asked. I enjoy knowing that, sort of flirting with them, and hanging out with them when i feel so inclined. I sort of keep them around waiting for the day i grow out of this, the day I am ready to sleep in a bed next to someone every night. The day my ADD becomes under control and I am at least 90 percent sure I won’t cheat on them. The day has not yet come. Lately, I worry it won’t ever come.

A few months ago, I ended up in a cab with a boy I didn’t really know. I tried to introduce myself. He sort of hostilly nodded, “I know who you are. I am a friend of __________.” Read more »

Kaiju Big Battel Mania

It is so on! 

Anonymous Tip: Good Looking Out

In our Inbox this morn:

Hello Missbehavers,

I saw Michael Cera this morning on Spring St. around 8 AM in front on Dof Hills shooting a movie (near west side highway). He was in the movie catering line for breakfast. He might be there all day! Happy stalking

Randi B.

Read Yasi’s stalking wooing of Michael Cera here!

John Mayer is hawt!?!

How did I not realize this until this morning?  Probably cause his music sucks, I guess.

ASK MISSBEHAVE

Hey, I’m a total fan of the magazine even though i live in mexico, i manage to get the magazine every month! So here it goes: I have a bit of a problem talking to guys about my feelings, I dont know, it’s like I can talk about movies, video games, art, etc., like mostly pop culture with guys. But i dont know, I haven’t had a boyfriend since September 2006 , and i have a lot of guy friends including my two best friends!
Anyway, I like this boy from my class, I asked my best friend (which is my sister’s boyfriend) if I should tell the guy that I like him but he just went, “nooo hes cool an everything but he wont take girls seriously blah blah u deserve so much better”, he totally blew the idea of me telling him …i think he was right but it feels so bad that the person I like can’t answer me back! I know theres real problems in life and that I may sound lame, but im really looking forward for your advice.

All Hail GTA4

Don’t expect much love from your man tonight…Rockstar Games is releasing another instalment in the infamous Grand Theft Auto Series. GTA4: Liberty City is said to be the most anticipated game release ever! You have 3 options girls: 

1. Play along…learn the game right from the start. Maybe you’ll be able to kick his ass in it and you won’t sit around complaining that hes not paying attention to what ever it is your trying to get attention for. 

2. Go out. Have fun. Leave the compound. If you returned in three days from now he may not even know you were gone (this is for the girls who date “extreme gamers”….we feel for you girl).

3. If you in one of those cute new relationships and your still trying to win him over…Go buy him a copy. He will think your awesome. 

Editors note: The image above was painted on Canal Street by Colossal Media!