N.E.R.D Everyone Nose

This is N.E.R.D’s new video. Blah blah party photos, Pharrell, party photos. Then my girl Star rolls in. She is sort of the video vixen of the whole thing. So she is like out of her mind wasted. A party photographer is taking photos of her looking out of her mind wasted. She drinks out of the faucet. Appears wasted. Like it’s not even sorta sexy girl thing. She looks like she just got roofied and is about to do Pharrell, his entire entourage, the Cobrasnake, and Samantha Ronson. Star will inevitably see this by lunchtime and write me a bitchy text message.

But yeah, if you enjoy implied date rape. Check it out!