Let’s Be Greedy Food Monsters Today!! Happy 4th of July!

July 4th, 2008 by Samantha

Let’s make our asses fatter and our mini beer guts a little more paunchy! I seek independence from my never ending on and off diet…Viva la Revolution! 

 

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Dry Shampoo?

April 4th, 2008 by admin

Classic hungover photo of me: above

How come I never knew about this? You just spray the roots of your dirty greasy hair and the stuff sucks up your nastiness. “Scientifically,” it makes sense. Powder for your faces dries up your greasiness. Baby powder dries up the rest of you. 

With this your hair shows no sign of the hangover/lack of sleep/seasonal depression that the rest of you has going. I still swear by hair scarves and sunglasses. I want my ensemble to accurately reflect my mood, so those interacting with me know what to expect. 

Looks like Bumble and Bumble’s Hair powder is the big one. Anyone screw with this stuff before?

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