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August 21st, 2008 by admin

Dear Missbehave, my first boo was seven years older than me and lived five hours away, but he was the shit and we talked all the time and he even visited for the day (he couldn’t stay the night since I had to hide him from my parents). I broke it off with him not too long into the relationship for whatever stupid reason I had at the time, but since he’s the best ever we were still friends and four years later nothing has changed and sometimes we get into these drunken tangents of calling each other biffles. anyway, in that span of four years I’ve had my fair share of terrible douchebag guys and he’s been there for each one of them laying down amazing advice (that I never followed) and just comforting me in general. Read more »

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August 20th, 2008 by admin

Hey Missbehave, I don’t know if I should slap a ho or let it ride. Lately I have been bringing my friend around a new crowd of people and everytime we all hang out, she comes dressed as a whore. I mean, if the outfit was about 25% skank, then I wouldn’t worry. But she comes looking like, “I just got off my 9-12 shift at the titty bar off of highway exit 9 and didn’t have time to change.” The problem is, she somehow managed a way to attract the guy I was feeling. I didn’t tell her I liked him but she knew he and I were close. As soon as she walked in that party with her ass cheeks literally out, the dudes went bananas. I’m not trying to sound like a jealous bitch, but wow. Is this a call telling me that I should change my attire or do I stop bringing her around my friends?

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August 20th, 2008 by admin

dear missbehave, my boyfriend and i broke up about a month and a half ago. we had been together for a little more than six months and were planning to mutually break up at the end of summer since we’re both going away to college. I would have prepared myself for that but two days after he got back from a two week vacation during which we did not speak once, as he was out of the country (mind you, I waxed my entire body in preparation for his homecoming) he broke up with me via phone at 1 am. He said it was because he “didn’t want a girlfriend” and “i was prefect and great and didn’t do anything wrong” (which, i really didn’t. i was the best girlfriend ever. our dates consisted of playing videogames, eating baconators, and doin’ it multipule times before falling asleep on opposite ends of the bed). we never got in a fight, i never got jealous or mad, and i let him have boy time as much as he wanted. in fact, we’d see each other maybe 3 times a week and didn’t talk every day, but i never got pissed. and he told me i took him away from his friends when i dropped a majority of my usual group in favor of all his friends, who still remain my bitches & think his shit is whack. Read more »

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August 19th, 2008 by admin

missbehave, i moved from atlanta to the st. louis area almost a year ago. i left everything behind including my father, my brothers, and the place i grew up. but what hurt the most was saying goodbye to my best friend, who happens to be a guy. we tried going out for a bit before i moved, but i felt like i was hurting him by carrying on something that had an expiration date. i ended things before i could hurt myself anymore. since moving, i talk to him on a regular basis. he is the only person that i can talk to for hours and never run out of things to say. he makes me laugh uncontrollably, and he finds it funny when i end up telling him the same story a million times because i can’t remember telling it to him in the first place! he tells me that everything will be okay when i get homesick, and he always reminds me that he’ll always be just a plane ride away. Read more »

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August 19th, 2008 by admin

Hi, I’m an avid reader and figured I’d try my hand at getting some advice from you guys… So… I currently have a job that pays well but is kinda boring. When I’m not reading Missbehave, or perusing other sites, I’m staring at a computer crunching numbers (something I desperately hate), updating old spreadsheets or trying something else to look remotely busy. I got sucked into this job because of the pay. Yes, a bit shallow — but nobody pays my bills but me. No mom, dad or other family member to the rescue. No trust fund. No senile grandparents sending holiday guap my way.
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August 15th, 2008 by admin

Dear Missbehave, Here’s my problem, I’m 22 and have had little to no sexual contact with guys, not even a date. Of course I’m blaming a lot of this on my being a big girl. I’ve been working on that for the past year by putting in a lot of gym time, and so far I’m down 90 pounds but I’m still a fatty and no it’s not just in my head. Of course I’ve seen some of girls my size or bigger getting some, but never me. My friends keep telling me to “put myself out there” whatever the hell that means, but I figure I’m living and breathing so what else is there to do? I’ve gone past the point of actually wanting a relationship to just wanting to get it over with in terms of losing my v-card. Read more »

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August 13th, 2008 by admin

I’ve been with my boyfriend for about three years. I don’t know what happened but with in the last four months I absolutely can’t stand him. Every little thing he does pisses me off. I’m always super moody and a total bitch when he is around and I hate it. I’ve decided things need to end and I need to move the hell out. My question is, how do I go about it? He is the first guy I’ve lived with, and I want to do this break up as clean as possible. I don’t want there to be a huge fight, and I don’t want him throwing any of my stuff out on the lawn and setting it on fire. I’ve never had to break up with anyone before, I need to find out the best way to handle it. I don’t necessarily want to talk to him after the break up, but I don’t want him totally hating me either, to where it’s awkward if i see him out. Please help!

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August 12th, 2008 by admin

Dear missbehave please help! ive been very depressed lately and i’ve tried to stop. I’ve tried hanging out with my friends but i have been very busy with beauty school. But another problem is i’ve tried talking to my close friends about it, if they can help me but they don’t seem to help much at all. Like they seem they don’t care much. I dont know why they seem to be like that when i always helped them when ever they needed my help. And now some lie to me, or don’t talk to me at all. Some of my other friends tell me to forget them and make new ones, but im just to shy. Can you help me please?

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