I want to be a Simmons!

I love the Simmons family. I love Run and Mrs. Run. I want to hang out with Angela and Vanessa and make rainbow kicks and yell at each other. I want to watch lil Russy be his cute self.  I’ll share a room with someone, if you will have me. I will even do chores and say prayers at night, if Rev makes me. I love you Simmons fam. I am on my way over, with a suitcase!

I want to be a Kardashian

My sister blows. These girls make sisters look so fun and awesome. I want them to swear at me and call me fat and borrow my clothes. Please adopt me Olympic Brody Jenner dad and super cool mom!

Pretty please??