Sugar Addiction & Other Addictions

I have one hell of a sweet tooth. I haven’t eaten dinner tonight. I’ve gone straight to a piece of amazing Coconut cake I picked up at a spot on Bedford Ave called Blackbird. Hi, I am eating a piece of cake and an Ice Tea & Vodka…for DINNER! I think I have a problem. Yea, that discipline thing I was talking about, eh, didn’t really work out. After I finish this post Im gonna sit down and watch the Office and then probably a few Tivoed episodes of The King of Queens. Fuck being healthy. Fuck not drinking. Fuck not watching TV. I’m going down in a alcohol soaked, sitcom watchin’, frosted blaze of glory. Later!

All Hail GTA4

Don’t expect much love from your man tonight…Rockstar Games is releasing another instalment in the infamous Grand Theft Auto Series. GTA4: Liberty City is said to be the most anticipated game release ever! You have 3 options girls: 

1. Play along…learn the game right from the start. Maybe you’ll be able to kick his ass in it and you won’t sit around complaining that hes not paying attention to what ever it is your trying to get attention for. 

2. Go out. Have fun. Leave the compound. If you returned in three days from now he may not even know you were gone (this is for the girls who date “extreme gamers”….we feel for you girl).

3. If you in one of those cute new relationships and your still trying to win him over…Go buy him a copy. He will think your awesome. 

Editors note: The image above was painted on Canal Street by Colossal Media!

Hi My name is Samantha, S-A-M-A-N-T-H-A

…and Im addicted to television. Its really sad too because I’ll sit on the couch surrounded by books I intend to read and just get sucked into some lame show ( EX: Ive seen literally every episode of King Of Queens at least 8 times). Based on the fact that I probably watch an average of 3 hours of TV a day since I was like 2, I figured out ive watched some where around 32,467 hours of TV in my life….and that wasn’t factoring in the marathon hangover Saturdays. This website thinks they can help me. Here is a list of some of my favorite shows of all time: Benny Hill, Saturday Night Live, Smurfs, Electric Company, The Muppet Show, Out of This World, Its a Living, Cosby Show, Step By Step, Yo! MTV Raps, Amen, Mr. Wizard, 227, Peoples Court (when Judge Koch was presiding), Punky Brewster, Project Runway, Top Chef, Survivor and Pop Up Video. Favorite T.V Show Shout Out….Go!