Booty Bag

I gave up on Paul Frank a while ago, but then I saw this “Booty Bag” and it inspired me to think about things you might need to bring with you on a booty call. Here’s my preliminary guide, booty bag $76 by Paul Frank, Storm Runner dress $55 by Insight, 100 condom sampler pack $25 from Condom Depot, Flask with cigarette case $25.95 from Gunther Gifts (but no smoking), Take Out Makeup Kit $25 by Hard Candy, Gold pepper spray ring $29.95 from Protect Yourself Direct. Now you’re ready for booty, brunch, and any mishaps along the way!