Looks like Lady Clinton might be getting her piece of the pie.

The Obama White House Pie that is. The New York Times is reporting that Lucky Lady Clinton might get to say “MINE! MINE! MINE!” after all. Hillary met with Obama today in Chicago to talk about her future role in the Obama administration. Some are saying that she will be Secretary of State but I’m kinda hoping that she stays in the Senate and helps usher in that universal health care that I need soooooooooo bad.

Who do you think should be Secretary of State?

In other news

I stole this photo from Complex.

Suge Knight is sueing Kanye for that time someone shot him a few years ago. The Kanye bit is a little far fetched. Kanye was playing at the party seems to be the vague tie that has been deemed lawsuit worthy from some back of the phone book lawyer type. I am going to sue someone today too. I am so bored.

I love Marky Mark

Marky Mark on Kate Moss’ body back in the day:

“It was OK. I wasn’t into the waif thing.

“She kind of looked like my nephew.

“I mean she’s beautiful – she’s a very pretty nephew – but I’m more into curvy women.”

Olvia’s did celebrities

I love me some Emile Hirsch. I love me some Emile Hirsch’s new hair. Unfortunately, like most celebrities Olivia already went there and did that.

Winehouse and her new hair!

Nother hair-do shot after the jump. Read more »

Val Kilmer? Pshh…I’m BFFs with Kanye

Dear Olivia,

From now on I AM in charge of famous people.

Love, Emilia.

Ps: Come back?

Whatever happened to Amy Winehouse?

What with the elections and you know, real news, there hasn’t been much word on Amy Winehouse as of late. Even Gawker, which can always be trusted to keep us up-to-date on Wino’s debauched antics, hasn’t done a post on her for weeks.

Well. In case you’ve been missing Amy (we were) look no further than the British ‘bloids, whose stalky prowess keeps us hasta las tetas in Winehouse lore.

So. The Mail Online wrote on Halloween how our fave hot mess loves candy, especially 80s candy, and now everyone’s worried that she’s overdoing it. Shut up, tabloids. Girl deserves a damn slushy!  Now her man Blake F-C is out of jail but so far she hasn’t seen him. She did, however, eat pizza with her dad which is encouraging. But by nightfall she was sucking on the knuckles of an old man, which is not a good sign, we think. Then she fell down on the floor. Oh Amy Winehouse, we love you, get up!

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