Rainy day activities!

Get something hard and measure it!

Then post your results!

You first tho.

I am not playing.

I’m gonna watch Oprah.

Smashing Pumpkins

Now that Halloween is over and we’re all recovered (or still in the process of recovery) from debauchery, it’s always fun to throw your jack-o-lanterns off the roof, onto the curb, or at an ex. If you never carved into your pumpkins, and they aren’t completely rotten, make pie! I always do. This time of year a couple years ago, I was recently dumped for no apparent reason. This was pretty shitty because we lived together for nearly two years, and change is always hard. But being the resilient girl that I am, I thought it was the perfect opportunity to wild out (and still haven’t managed to stop). That being said, post-breakup casual coitus was totally in order. And I had a tall order, comme d’habitude. Annnyslutty, in an idiotic attempt to remain friends with the boy who’d just dumped me, I offered up a freshly baked home-made pumpkin pie.
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This Weeks Adventures In Craigslist

I love Craiglist. I got my cat in a shoebox off Craigslist. I’ve gotten numerous weird jobs off Craigslist. I got a naked man to pay me to allow him to clean my apartment off Craigslist. That’s two of my favorite things in life Fungi and money both from Craigslist.

This week on Craigslist I attempted to sell Minus the Bear tickets(annonying but successful). I need to sell / get rid of some other stuff but was sidetracked by the personals section(a place I’ve never gone before minus one sort of failed sort of accomplished missed connections post).

And then I decided to make a semi bullshit ad in the women for women section hoping I would finally find the gal of my dreams. You can see said ad here on my site(semiNS4W). I have discovered being a dyke on craiglist sucks. First off it’s a large pond with a small amount of fish. Half of these fish are “bisexuals” looking for a girl to join their boyfriend in a threesome. A fourth are creepy dudes who some how think that contacting women in the women for women section is a good way to go about finding a chick who likes dudes.

That leaves us with only a fourth of the fish being lesbians or real bisexuals. Considering that I don’t take things very seriously, am not interested in women over 30 or replys that are “’sup babe” and a tiny picture of what might be an attractive woman.

So I have concluded craiglist dating is a failure. At least as far as chicks are concerned. I think I’m gonna try crazyblinddate.com next.

How to lose a guy in 10 texts

Yes stuffed animals count as pets.

1,000 days of creepy/awesome dating website messages

“i like barbeque too! we should totally make babies.”

No more drunk emails!

Generally, I ONLY talk to, email, or text ex-boyfriends when I’m drunk or horny, or both. Gmail has created Mail Goggles to protect us from our drunk-ass selves, now when you try to send emails at 3am, you have to answer a few math problems to test your sobriety! No more late-night booty call emails…now they just need to keep us from our phones! Good thing I’m off the sex, I have sooo much more time for…um…Sabrina the Teenage Witch! Woohoo! Anyone else need protection from drunken emailing?

Want to waste a bunch of time?

This website Sidetaker.com is literally what it sounds like. Boyfriend or girlfriend express their side of a fight and or argument. The significant other posts their side of the story. Readers take sides and post comments. Drama ensues. Awesome. Bai. Gonna go read more of these. This is great!

If you could DO one dead dude…

There’s a lot of hot dead dudes. So many that I wonder if it’s directly related to the fact I am single. Ok maybe not. But whatever. Since I get to go first, I am picking Tupac. He is my choice for hottest dead dude, hands down. Honorable mentions: River Phoenix, Brad Renfro, Biggie (don’t ask), Aaliyah (I heard she was a lezzie sometimes), and obvi Heath.