So Kanye got eaten up by a space alien! Do not play bitches! Give it up…What went down in MSG. We just closed this m-f-ing magazine you ingrates! It’s time for you to give back and let us know what goes down when we slaving. Holler. We want details and photos! Damn the shit we do for you. You owe us big time! Pay up!
This is the best Korean egg propaganda movie ever! I love eggs. I’ve been letting them go bad and eating them lately though cause I don’t eat them fast enough. I guess you’re supposed to put it in water and see if it stands on end? Or is it supposed to float? I’ve never gotten sick anyway. I think deviled eggs are probably the best thing ever. I’m considering trying the Karl diet where he eats some kind of egg white concoction all day…at least that what I remember from issue 1 when Yasi gave it a try. Then I can retire my fan for some sweet Chanel shades. Nutrisystem is boring the hell out of me and the 5 days I spent in Chicago eating everything I wanted, I lost 3 pounds! Not that eating egg whites would be any better. Anyone have any advice? I’ll try anything once. Totally deviled egg and cupcake diet time. Woohoo!
I decided to kick off my new ways like any self respecting self-helper…by cleaning! Your closet is essentially a euphemism for the status of you current situation; Mess=Emotional Mess, Clean=Everything is gonna be OK. So, I made the 5 piles (picked this trick up from the DIY network) but I do my own variation: stuff I love but never wear, stuff I look really cute in, stuff I may give to by BFF one day if she’s good, crap from my purses (which act not unlike Manhattan Mini Storage for small random items) and Jeans which I own exactly 24 pairs. The jeans are sub divided into 3 categories: fat jeans, jeans I can wear when I lose that 3-6 lbs and just right. Over the 3 hours it took to get my life back to “Everything is going to be OK” status I found $34.25 (mostly in ones and change), an amazing hot pink sequin tube dress that is the essence of all that is holy, 10 hair ribbons, a hand full of hair clips and hair bands (always scavenging for those) and a book on my idol Martha Stewart that I started reading 2 months ago. I feel better already. Cleaning is the new Xanax…not!
OMG! Look what we just got!!! The kind people over at STRANGEco sent to us a huge box filled with their brand new toy collection called “Wish Come True”, and honestly it feels like Christmas morning right now at our office.
They were designed by this awesome art collective based in Miami called FriendsWithYou! and apparently they’re magical. MAAAGICAL I tell ya!!!
I already got one of eachon my desk, but now I’m having a hard time trying understand how they work. My guess is you just need to hold one in your hand and ask for a wish? Im gonna wish for a box of calorie-burning-cupcakes. I’ll keep you guys updated if it comes true. Kthanxbai.
Here’s 10 phrases that I think need to come back into rotation…
1. “Don’t Have a Cow, Man!”- My husband actually said this to me yesterday. This phrase was made famous by Bart Simpson. I had a t-shirt that said it just like the image above. I wish I still had it. Bart is one of the all time coolest. If I was 8 I would have him for a boyfriend.
2. “As If!”- This is a much simpler was of saying like “Like, are you fucking kidding me!”. Your girl says to you, “Dude, you should totally go for Keith. He’s totes hawt.” You say, “As If!”.
3.”Check Yourself Before You Wreck Yourself”- This is an old school rap phrase that comes in handy all the time now a days but is rarely utilized. Here’s how I think it should be used today: “Emilia, Girl, Are you sure you want to eat another cupcake…You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.”
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This is one of the best movies ever, it came out in 2006, but for some reason no one saw it in theaters. It’s nerdy stoner gaming perfection. I think my best friend and I watched this like 6 times last summer. It was on the teev last night, so Sarah and I partook. Grandma’s Boy combines my love for pot, nerds, and old people. Oh and I totally didn’t notice before, but Jonah Hill from Superbad is in it! Anyway, if you haven’t seen this yet, rent it, it’s HILARIOUS! Love you! Mean it!
If you don’t have an IPhone just move along, there’s nothing to see here. Now, can we talk about all the new apps please! My IPhone is now making decisions for me with a Yes/No app…Yea, I ask it a question and press the button. Voila! My answer is reveled. Ex: Even though it’s 3:30am should I stay and have one more Vodka Tonic. Like magic…IPhone says Yes! I don’t even have to think about where to eat anymore. I’ve got a new app that finds my location and with a simple shake, like a slot machine, it comes up with a restaurant in the area. If I don’t like, I simply shake again for a new restaurant. Its fucking endless. I’ve got new note pads, news feeds, twitter apps and sudoku. Lets talk Apps! What are some of your faves?
Every year, I cry for days because I can’t afford to go to the San Diego Comic Convention. And also, I’m not invited. Mary goes and has a grand time and meets all sorts of famous comic book artists and hangs out with her brother Mike Choi who is also a famous comic book artist. Anyway, Amos Toys is releasing this book, Wonder Women of America with pictures of awesome cosplay hotties. I think it’s pretty cool. I also like comic books and boys with inhalers though.
