I go to a market by my house to buy booze one evening. The dude working cards me. He looks at my license, back up at me, and remarks, “Beautiful!” I blush a little and mutter an awkward thank you. I return hours later to buy cigarettes. Said dude is working the register next to the one I am approaching. He taps my register dude on the shoulder and goes, “Make sure you card her. She has the hottest licence photo.”
Would you rather have bad sex with someone that you like a lot or great sex with someone that you can’t stand? Discuss.
I feel like I haven’t been keeping up with my blogging duties and I feel pretty guilty about it. The truth is that I’ve been too busy having a spiritual breakthrough, and by that I mean I have been going through an intense amount of pain. Yes, it’s dramatic and yes, it’s about a boy. Sometimes I feel like “Wow, all this shit is happening, so what? I’m gonna blog about it?” I feel vulnerable about putting myself out there, and guilty for wasting your time. However, I’m pretty sure it’s part if my job to waste your time, so fuck it. The gist is that this guy I’ve been dating (and putting up with) for a while has secretly been dating someone else behind my back. Even when asked “are you dating someone else?” he would not fess up. I wasn’t snooping either, someone told me. I sat around in denial and then I called the girl. YES I CALLED HER. She told me everything. I feel sick. I feel sick that I trusted this person so much. I feel sick when I think about them together, and him telling her it’s over between him and I, and the next day holding my hand and kissing me in front of his friends. I feel sick because there’s nothing I can do, I am powerless. I feel sick because I want to be like “You’ll never eat lunch in this town again!” but that’s insane. I feel sick because I hate him. Most of all, I feel sick because I don’t.
Some Asian child named Burrito above.
This is amazing. Kids are sort of asked to figure out if Asian kids are actually smarter. Obvi, they are. And obvi Mexican kids are stupid. More obviously they are the only two nationalities that exist.
Describing Carlos the math wiz- “I think Carlos is Asian at heart.”
Talking to the stupid Asian kid- “Are you really Asian?”
Stupid Asian kid’s response-”They expect me to be smart. Even if, like, I do everything wrong on purpose, they still copy off of me — as if I’m right just because I’m Asian.”
Hahahahaha this is amazing.
What would it be?
Mine is the Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque… for those able to read, yet unable to decipher photographs.
I run into this kid last kid. Ok I don’t actually run into him. He is staring and pointing at me in excess to the point I sort of wave hoping to make it end. He then beckons me over. He points at me, states my first and last name, and waits for me to say something. I don’t. He then asks me if I remember him. I tell him I am getting old. He then points at his average every hipster looking dude self and goes “LA!” I smile with my mouth awkwardly and shrug. He looks familiar. I probably know him. I am on my way out to smoke and he decides to join me.
He asks me what “I am on.” I inform him nothing. He doesn’t believe me and rambles off a list of not-so Tuesday at 10 pm sounding drugs. I look away waiting for it to end. He informs me he too stopped doing drugs. He alludes to me having a drug problem when he knew me. Then, I remember exactly how I met this kid. Read more »
The N is my favorite channel. Somewhere in my non cable years Noggin took their teenage programming and created this network. Due to the fact I say things like “I still haven’t seen Princess Diaries 2″ and get really excited when Lifetime movies star members of the Degrassi cast, this channel was made for me. The commercials are for things like Clean and Clear, the new Ashley Tisdale straight to DVD movie, Jonas brothers CDs, ringtones, and um Easy Mac.
Queen Bees is awesome. Read more »
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Last episode we sent Miss Gab packing her bags on the bus home. Now it’s time to get rid of someone else! REMEMBER when voting, You are voting someone OFF the island OUT of the house whateverz. You are voting for the person that SHOULD BE ELIMINATED. Check?
I (Sarah) am like the Tyra of this ish. This was their latest assignment:
You are on a horrific date. You can’t be a total asshole cause said date is your boss’ cousin. How do you creativity get out of it with your date’s feelings, your job, and your sanity all intact?
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Judge away after the jump!
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