Happy Animal Picture of the Day

How utterly psyched is this seal? Seals are totally the new panda bears. What has he been up to to be so happy and how can I get some?

Fritz Gone Wild!

Samatha was trying to make Sarah, Emilia, and me feel bad for having crazy rock ‘n roll lifestyles. We offered to take care of Fritz (I think it might be healthy for Sarah to talk to something animated…i.e. not her clothes and food, plus she told me she got her BA in bus driving…or was it Early Childhood Development? That sounds less cool.). Anyway, I think I’ve found a perfect solution, Fritz is now a 27-year-old man named McLOVIN! He’s going to come along to Alligator Lounge and Barcade with the dreamy bartender. It’ll be great, finally we have a lil’ man to protect us and babies are totally the opposite of cock blocks/clam dams…or so I hear. Everyone loves babies!

The end of the World

I’ve never been a fan of beer because a)I hate feeling full and b)if I’m going to consume carbs it had better be delicious. I would soooo much rather eat a good bowl of pasta or grilled cheese sandwich than a couple pints of beer. Plus, I feel like it takes much longer to forget your worries while drinking beer than while drinking liquor. Not to say I drink to forget…okay, I drink to forget. That being said, if I’m going to drink beer, I kinda love Unibroue Fin du Monde. It has a 9% alcohol content which means you get drunk (i.e. forget) faster and is kinda delicious. It also reminds me of The Rules of Attraction when they have an “End of the World Party” and total bonefest ensues.

I Want It Now!: Discipline

Normally I Want It Now! is a blog entry about an item of clothing or maybe a pair of shoes. Not this time. I’m seeking something different. Something that’s not necessarily tangible but still quite satisfying…I’m guessing. You see, my parents are not your average and my mom is more of a best friend than your typical mom. They were the cool parents. The ones my friends wanted as their own. Oh, don’t get me wrong, this definitely had it’s benefits growing up. I never had a curfew and boys were allowed to spend the night, in my room….
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Natalia Brilli studded wristband

I’m totally in love with this leather studded bracelet by Natalia Brilli. I kinda want one. Bad. Too bad they’re $350. I think I probably made that in tips guest bartending last night at Taco Tuesday, right? How much can I get for selling a kidney? I wish it wasn’t such a pain in the ass commitment to sell an egg, guys go jack off into a cup and can make $200 a week! Stupid penises. Wow. That went off track quickly.

Kidrobot x Tarina Tarantino

Kidrobot and Tarina Tarantino are unveiling their new jewelry and accessories line on July 30th. The pieces feature Kidrobot Munnys, Dunnys, various Smorking characters with Swarovski crystals, lucite beads, pearls, cast metal pendants, and silk ribbons. They’ll be available in all 4 Kidrobot stores, kidrobot.com and Tarina Tarantino locations. Pretty cool, huh?

So F***ing SICK

Sooooo we basically all know that Christian Louboutin is a shoe god, but his collaboration with Rodarte is blowing my mind… I love how they are so punk-stripperella gone wrong. If you have never felt a loubie you need to saunter your ass in the nearest Saks and try them out, they are surprisingly light and the candy-coated sole really does taste like cherry. Don’t worry for all those balling on a budget I’m sure Steve Madden is already putting the final touches on his psuedo clone to be out in stores soon.

I Want one!

A Wax Figure of Amy Winehouse was unveiled today a Madame Tussauds in London. What gets me is this picture of Wax Winehouse with the Parental Units. WTF? I find it strange that her parents are on press junkets at Tussauds when their daughter has “emphysema”. Yea whatever happened with that anyway…hummmmm. 

Photo: AP Photo/Joel Ryan