You guys like my super professional title to this post? So Jameson is knocked up. Yea, that’s great. Don’t get us wrong, we loooooove her but the thought of that petite 80 lb frame and ginormous tit bags giving birth is just freaky. I think she needs to get on a conference call with Richie ASAP. We wish you the best! Love ya, mean it!
Me and my duder are over in Chicago for Lollapalooza! It’s day 2 and so far we’ve seen The Go! Team, The Kills, Gogol Bordello (frickin’ awesome), Mates of State, Bloc Party, and Radiohead in day one. It was the best day ever. Then today we saw MGMT, Brand New (kinda…we were sunbathing nearby), Spank Rock, Broken Social Scene, and Wilco. More amazingness. There have been a couple of drugged up passed out kids, lots of cute Midwestern young peoples in lots of gladiator sandals, and lots of cheap white wine. I’ll be back later with farmers tans and actual pictures! Chicago is amazing, it’s a nicer, better organized New York…on a lake.
Holy OMG?!?! Tomorrow night watch the girls of Missbehave Magazine take on the girls of Pitch Control PR. See who can eat the most tacos, get the drunkest, sing the loudest, and dance the most. Or something. Tons of fun. Tons of insanity. Tons of booze.
You should come.
All your friends should come.
All of your friends friends should come.
The end. See you there.
Sunday, July 20th at 2pm at McCarren Park Pool: Liars, Fuck Buttons, Team Robespierre, & DJ Andrew WK should be rocking, I kinda love more than half of this lineup… It’s free if you RSVP. I imagine it’s probably free regardless. Go, wear your American Apparel, drink your Brooklyn Lager, and feel really united with your peers!
Our former cover girl, Mena Suvari got engaged to her boy music producer/concert promoter Simone Sestito. They’re pretty cute together, huh?
Kitson dropped LC (Lauren Conrad)’s line because of “lackluster” sales and the fact that the girl wouldn’t show up to promote her clothes. THEN, they dropped VB (Victoria Beckham)’s mens line for pretty much the same reason except this time because her women’s line isn’t doing well. Maybe, just maybe, stores should buy designers clothes rather than reality tv star/Spice Girl’s clothes. These are the useful things I learn while watching E’s Daily Ten while Sarah passes out in her clothes after being awake for nine hours. Huh, apparently Paris Hilton has a clothing line at Kitson and showed up for her launch…guess she’s still there. Crap. Still don’t care.
A man is suing Subway for a mill after finding a plastic-handled metal knife in his sandwich. After noticing their was a strange taste to the sandwich, the victim felt around the bottom finding a knife baked into the bread. He got food poisoning (presumably from the plastic that seeped into the bread). Anyway, the only reason I thought this was worth blogging about was that the victim works as a designer at Homo Xtra Magazine. Then I looked up Homo Xtra magazine and it looks awesome.
